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Ibat-ibang Uri ng Babae

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:51:44 +0800

1. Pa-conyo: sila yung super vain na kala mo everyday is “foundation day.” Magaling mag-ingles, hindi umiinom ng house water sa fastfood at kung magbihis e kala mo parating may party. Sila rin yung aakitin ka, pero hindi bibigay….agad. Kailangan ng matinding humor kung talagang trip na trip mo sya iuwi.

2. Top-of-the-line sosyalera: Sila yung mga pinanganak na may gintong kutsara sa bibig. Lumaki sa aircon, straight English kung magsalita pero mahilig din silang magmarunong na magaling silang mag-Tagalog pero ang sama talaga pakinggan. Di nakakarelate sa mga kanto jokes, nagtatawanan na ang mga tao di pa din nila nagegets yung joke. Lumaki raw sila sa kalye playing street games. Pero alam nyo kung ano yun? Street hockey, soccer, baseball, etc. Pffft! Batang kalye nga. Mahirap abutin. Pero kung masusungkit, pwede rin!

3. Feeling or Illusionaries: mga mahilig mag-ilusyon na magaganda sila at may sinasabi sa buhay. Pinsan si ganito, kilala si ganyan, may lupain sa hibok-hibok para ma-impress lang ang kausap. Sila ata ang tinutukoy ng Parokya sa kanta nilang, “Silvertoes.” Madaling kausap at minsan, isang sabi lang, gora na yan… walang paliguy-ligoy pa. 10/11 ang drama, sa sampung sinabi labing-isa mali. Dagdag-bawas magkwento kaya ingat lang lalo na kung kiss and tell sila.

4. One-of-the-boys: Sila yung “ideal bestfriend.” Cowboy ba… Pwedeng biru-biruin, masarap kasama sa inuman, naiintindihan ang kalokohan at kaberdehan ng kalalakihan, madalas gumamit ng “tsong” at “pare” pag kausap mo. Pero sila rin yung hindi nagsasalita sa totoong nararamdaman nila. Ingat din ang mga boys sa mga ganitong girls- lalo na pag nahuhulog na pala sa inyo. Kawawa sila pag nasaktan. Hmmmm…

5. Girlfriend-material: Sila yung sa unang tingin pa lang ng boys, abot-langit na ang respeto. Sila yung mga simpleng babaeng matipid ngumiti, makikipag-kwentuhan pero hindi may mystique pa rin. Na-c-curious ang mga lalaki kung anong meron sa kanila that they keep on looking for more of that person. Minsan ang hirap kausap dahil pabago bago ng isip. Usually, sila ang naliligawan, sinusuyo hanggang mapa-oooohh… OO.

6. Man-hater: Sa una, mapagkakamalan mo silang tibo dahil sobra silang “boyish.” Defense mechanism nila yun dahil galit sila sa past experience nila with an EX. Takot na daw sila masaktan. Mahirap din silang getlakin dahil matatakot ka sa kasungitan nila. Ang hindi mo alam, kulit lang ang katapat. Bibigay din yan. Pero syempre, sa mga lalaki, dapat armed ka with sympathy, timing and humor. Kahit hindi ka masyadong pogi, basta meron ka nito- malaki na ang chance mo.

7. Pa-Girl: OA sa pagka girl, mayat-maya ang retouch inaabot ng 30mins sa CR kahit nasa mall kayo suklay ng suklay ng buhok, mayat maya nananalamin. Super freak-out sa kaarteyhan. Malakas mag react ng “yuck!! Or eewwww” kapag nakakarinig ng mga maseselang usapin. Di nila gets o maapreciate ang ibang mga bagay bagay. Di mo alam kung makitid lang talaga utak nila o talagang slow sila makagets.. Basta ang hirap nila ispelengin!!! Ang masama eh kung 30 yrs old na pagirl pa din… awts!

8. Super Friendly: By the word itself, friendly siya sa lahat. Napakabait, Napakadaling i-aproach napakalawak ng pang-unawa on things. Masarap hingan ng payo. Pero minsan namimisinterpret ng iba. Aakalain ng guy na may gusto sa kanya si super friendly. Lalo na sa pagmimisinterpret sa kanila ng girls dahil pinagchichismisan sya ng masama, siguro kinaiinggitan kasi. Ang hirap din minsan ng masyadong mabait.

9. Doble-Kara: Eto yung matino or mataray pag normal, pero pag nakainom eh bigla na lang sasayaw sa ibabaw ng mesa, or iiyak ng walang malinaw na dahilan, or magiging robot na hindi na alam ang nangyayari, gumagalaw lang pero di nagrerespond sa kapwa, meron ding biglang nang aaway pa. Nakakatakot sila painumin kasi nakakahiya sila kasama pag nalasing.

10. Ms. Know-it-All: Gusto nilang i-impress ang lahat ng tao- especially ang mga kalalakihan, thinking na ma-g-getsung nila ito. They think na mas matalino sila sa guy at kaya nila itong paikutin. Pero wag ka. A good guy can recognize a smart girl. Boys, ingat sa mga tulad nila dahil yung pagka-Know-it-all ay pwedeng mauwi sa paninira sa ibang tao at mga buhol-buhol na kasinungalingan.

11. Problematic: Sila yung mga girls na kala mo kailangan lagi ng karamay o mag-aalaga sa kanila. Pa-emo minsan.. Hanap lagi yung instant Knight-in-Shining-Armour. Dapat mag-ingat ang mga girls na ganito dahil pag problemado sila, mas madaling nakaka-score ang mga kalalakihan lalo na yung magagaling mambola.

12. Babaeng-Bakla: Isa sa pinakagusto kong personality ng babae. Tipong laughtrip lagi pag kasama mo.. Hindi maarte, bulgar kung bulgar magsalita pero nasa timing. Punong puno ng humor. At minsan kung pikon ka maiinis ka sa pang-ookray niya pero ok lang yun lambing lang niya iyon.

13. Silent but deadly: Maria Clara ang datingan, Di sila masyadong palakibo, or masalita. Kung magsasalita man eh parang sila lang nakakarinig sa sinasabi nila. Pero wag matahin… Nasa loob ang kulo nila. Talagang mabibigla ka sa matutuklasan mong ibang side ng girl na ito….

14. Camwhore: Wala naman kinalaman to about sa pagkarir, share ko lang.. Sila yung kahit saan mapunta eh magpipicture ng sarili niya maya’t maya. Kahit di na sa kanya yung celfone puro mukha na nia ang laman. Iba-ibang anggulo pa pero magulo naman karamihan ng kuha. Pipiliting iphotoshop pero lalo lang sumasama. Tapos yung karamihang kuha naman eh nakaside lang yung mukha. Nakakapeke kasi ang ganung posing, nakakapagpaganda. Tapos di pa makukuntento may mga kuha ding nasa taas yung cam and nakaside pa din. Kasi nakakapayat yun, diba? Uuuyyy gagawin na nila yan lagi hehehe.. Daming picture sa fs, fb or multiply na puro mukha lang naman… na naka-side.

15. Flexible: Eto yung girl na akala mo sa unang tingin, di mo mareach mukhang snobbish, and maselan, pero pag nakuha mo ang loob at nakilala mo ng husto eh di pala maarte co-boy din sya na hindi one of d boys. Kahit saan nakakarating mula Rockwell hanggang Divisoria. Walang arte, Kakain kahit saan mapa Fridays or fishbolls sa kalsada. Ang sarap magkaroon ng girlfriend na tulad nila.

16. Flirt: In tagalog, Malandi, Syota ng bayan…. game! Kadalasang sila yung mga liberated, bombshell na talagang pansinin manamit, magsalita, at kumilos. Madaling pumatol lalo na kung gwapo or mayaman..

Saan ka sa tingin mo?

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Just know this will happen tomorrow. Happy Halloween guys!~

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:56:02 +0800

Just know this will happen tomorrow. Happy Halloween guys!~

10 POINTS FOR A GUY

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0800

A pre-valentine wish list. Since inspired ako today, wag niyo ako echusin. FEEL KO MAG-POST. BAKIT BA?! HAHAHA~~

1. He has to be really funny. Para hindi boring kasama at walang dull moments.

2. Smart. Para kahit anong topic pag-usapan namin, may masasagot siya. STREETSMART to be exact. Hindi lahat ng bagay nakukuha sa libro at internet. Yung iba, nakukuha sa experience. Sabi nga nila, we are learning continuously. I want to learn and discover new things para hindi stagnant.

3. Marunong makisama. I think every girl wants to have a guy who can easily adopt sa environment. Hindi naman kasi maganda na pulos kayo lang dalawa. EWW yun. Masyado na kayong na-i-isolate. Hindi na kayo nag-go-grow. Maghiwalay kayo ng konti, baka magkapalitan na kayo ng mukha.

4. Dapat palaging may bago… ‘yung hindi nga expected kung ano ang gagawin niya. Para naman kahit paano hindi kayo madaling magsawa sa pagsasama niyo. Masawain pa naman akong tao. LOL!~

5. Honestly, ayoko talaga ng taong makulit. Madali lang maubos ang pasensya ko sa ganyan. Pero minsan, nakakatuwa din palang kinukulit ka. FEELING MO TULOY, SPECIAL KA. :)

6. Hindi ko masyado gusto pag yung lalaki inaako ang lahat. Ako na bayad pamasahe. Ako na bayad pagkain. Ako na bigay load. Ako na. Ako na. Ikaw na. Ikaw na nga. Feeling ko wala akong kwenta, syempre pera mo yan, gastusin mo ng tama. KKB tayo ha.

7. Sweet, thoughtful and caring. Ipokrita ako kung sasabihin kong ayoko ng mga qualities na i-yan. Syempre, palaging andiyan yan. Wag lang sumobra, nakakasuka kasi.

8. Masalitang maingay. Gusto ko talaga ng maingay. Nakakabingi ang katahimikan kasi. Ayokong mabingi. Yung hindi nga nauubusan ng topic, di ba para pair kami. Pwede na kami magsimula ng rally diyan sa may kanto banda.

9. May paninindigan. Pag sinabi niya, gagawin niya. Pag may pinangako siya, tutuparin niya. Para magkaintindihan kaming dalawa. Maunawain akong tao, pero lahat ng bagay, may hangganan.

10. Honest. Ito talaga ang importante sa lahat. Ayoko talaga sa lahat ang taong sinungaling. Dahil ang tiwala ng isang tao, FRAGILE. Pag nabasag, mahirap ng pagtagpi-tagpiin. Kaya kahit brutally honest siya, okay lang. Sabihan man ako ng pangit, makulit, maingay at nakakairita, chox lang. Atleast, alam kong totoo siya at hindi niya ako inuuto lang.

THAT’s ALL. Thank you. Atleast, nalabas ko lahat. SALAMAT TUMBLR. Kung babasahin mo man ito, wag mo akong huhusgahan ha. :)

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so true. LOL~

Rich people food:

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Poor people food:

Feels so good to be poor :D

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yeah right!

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tastefullyoffensive: via I can totally relate to this....

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I can totally relate to this. HAHAHA~~ I felt that it’s time to get formal or something since I’m already 21. Need to change my e-mail into something people would take seriously for.

Hello Again Tumblr!

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:10:20 +0800

It was quite a long time before I opened my tumblr account again. Got really busy these past few weeks. Sorry tumblr, visiting you was one of my least priorities. (Hek hek~)But since I’m scheduled to go home today and I missed you, exploring you a bit won’t hurt.

So, what story should I tell you? Let me think… See, even my mind won’t function well. Maybe due to lack of sleep, a drastic change in diurnal pattern, and stress. Yes, I was stressed in my part-time job (technically, it’s not part-time. I’ve been there since 2 pm to 12 am. And i get to sleep at around 1:30 to 2:00 am and wake up around 10 am. Then off to market to buy stuff and lacking items for the food station, then off to station to marinate barbecue and put it on sticks then wait for customers to come and then entertain them at the very best.) You see how stressful it is, and then a loud shrill cry of my cousin’s would always wake me up early in the morning. My head’s freaking hurt, like it’s breaking in two. It was also becoming a habit sleeping in the car while on the way— whether it’s to the market, station or even way back home.

I’m FREE~~ YES! I’m FREE. I can go home now. I can see my sister and my parents. Atleast, I learned a lot. How to handle situation wisefully I have experienced how it is to run your own business. The TO DO’S and NOT TO DO’S. What to expect and what to aim.

By the next time I want to start my own business too, I will be mindful and alert of the sorroundings and be a better producer of goods and a consumer too.

If you faced God one day, what will you say?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 01:29:55 +0800

If you faced God one day, what will you say?

Answer here

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Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:39:53 +0800

The Real World in the Over World

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:26:11 +0800

Hoorah~! This is my FIRST post. And I have every intention not to make it a serious one. Hope I’ll succeed on this. So I’ll start this post by introducing myself to myself (VERY FUNNY!). Tish Maria Brattinella ala Senyora Estafadora y echus lang OLA. I am a recent board passer of the NLE 2011 and as everyone is expecting, me-is-jobless. Yes. Welcome me to the world of ~~UNEMPLOYED~~NURSES. That is why this blog is created, to end my boredom, useless thoughts and wishful thinkings. I am not really a good storyteller, nor a good writer. *BULOK KO UG ENGLISH. MALI AKONG MGA GRAMMAR. DILI TAMA ANG MGA TERMS NGA AKONG GINAGAMIT UG DILI TARONG AKONG UTOK* And I admit that. But I really want to become one. Maybe due to countless readings and etc. I tried writing tagalog novels just to end my frustrations as a writer but as of this moment, only to end it with the name of the characters and the storyline. Making the story move is really hard. NAGLISOD KO UG HUNA-HUNA PAUNSA AH.
{*sigh}.

WORRIES~

Jobhunting.- Nowadays, looking for a job is as easy as ABC. You can find it on different kinds of media paraphernalia- whether when it’s in the net or through television, radio or newspaper, but the hard part is being hired and sustaining the “I-LOVE-MY-FREAKING-JOB” energy. I’ve sent my resumes everywhere~~ online, walk-in, or even passed it through a friend or stranger-turned-friend. I have been turned down not once, not twice but many times but I’m fine with it. I have braced myself for such situations. HAHAHA~~ I also tried applying as a volunteer hoping that later or sooner than later, I might get the slot, but it turned out that the hospital is only offering volunteership and not the staff nurse slot. It is only intended for applicants with “powerful recommendation”, so I decided to quit. I also tried to be a part-time tutor to elementary pupils. But it only lasted for a month due to conflict of schedule and some personal matters.

Money-Opcors! If no JOB de no ANDA! Admit it darling, we need money to ride the merry-go-round. to eat. to buy stuffs. to live.

Lovelife- I am kewl~ I am not really looking or something. But there are times that I ask myself if I’m not seductive or attractive enough. I mean I have friends whom I know who love and treat me like I’m they’re very own egg cells and sperm cells but would always come a time that you would want to feel to be in love and be loved. The love that is meant only for you. HAHAHA~~ Getting to corny with the idea. NEXT!

People- I am not the anti-social or the borderline type. In fact, I have lots of friends and I love to mingle with others. But when they ask about work, uhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ now, you know what I mean~ It’s a bit pressure when people ask you about stuffs and you don’t know what to say. When I tell them that I’m still looking for it, they would always ask why. Come on guys, don’t you think it’s time to just zip your mouth and sympathize with me? :D

I TALK TOO MUCH.
APPLE EVERYONE?

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Adele - Rumour has it (with lyrics) (by catfish183) It’s...

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:27:00 +0800

Adele - Rumour has it (with lyrics) (by catfish183)

It’s amazing how Adele can make such great songs. It’s so true and so bold. Absolutely the heiress of TRUE MUSIC.

Rumour has it!

Why I love CAMERON MITCHELL 1. He’s hot~~ 2. He’s...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 19:43:34 +0800

Why I love CAMERON MITCHELL

1. He’s hot~~

2. He’s so nerdy but still hot~~

3. He’s got good looks.

4. He sang so damn good

5. He’s one of a kind. Uniquely hot~~

6. Simple yet very attractive.

6. He’s hot~~

Too much hotness~~XD

jhulienthegreat: He makes tall awkward guys seem so hot.

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 19:25:00 +0800

jhulienthegreat:

He makes tall awkward guys seem so hot.

This is what we call “PAKIKISAMA” XD Gutten Morgan...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 09:22:26 +0800

This is what we call “PAKIKISAMA”

Gutten Morgan :)

tumblrnikaniel: fave power rangers ko to! hahaha eto yung may...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 08:56:45 +0800

tumblrnikaniel:

fave power rangers ko to! hahaha eto yung may movie right?

Miss the power rangers XD.

Ready to rock… <3 POWER RANGERS

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